Men Are Just Happier People.

What do you expect from such simple creatures?  Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t …

The following questions were answered by 2nd grade school children:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out …

You don’t have to be Carrie Bradshaw from the hit TV show Sex & the City to be crazy about Walk-in closets, you just have to be a Woman! Those that have the luxury and the space for a walk-in, love it and it’s their favorite part of the bedroom…while those of us who don’t, well, we dream of having one!
The thought of walking into a space,  standing back and having all her most prized clothes, shoes and accessories neatly organized, on display is very appealing to a woman.  What …

You’ve got a perfectly good toilet, sink and tub, but you’re thinking of giving your guest bath a little more oomph with a little re-modeling, for a change. But, before you go swinging that hammer to knock everything out  in order to give it a completely new look, think again. Why knock out perfectly good quality fittings just in order to get a new look. Instead, try our 5 tips to a bathroom make-over using mostly accessories. Not only will you save a fortune but you’ll have updated your bathroom …

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as CNN 5.0, FOOTBALL 3.0 and POLITICS 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running …