Marriage Vows Funny
Weekly Poetry: Proverbs on Marriage, Sex, Love & More
ON MARRIAGE, SEX, LOVE AND
1. We must remember always that point of marriage is not sex but love.
2. Love, like air, it is often assumed. But a happily married couple we both know you need love and we are grateful have it.
3. Sex brings satisfaction of ecstasy and then. Love brings grace and fullness.
4. One can enjoy both sex and love, but can not be pursued. For the pursuit of sexual ecstasy is self-centered and tends to isolation, while the search for love is other-centered and tends towards communion.
5. Marriage is difficult and requires sustained commitment. You can not share a life without losing their autonomy, but what you gain is well worth of loss.
6. The only way to be fully autonomous is to be completely alone.
Twenty years later they were DEAD
Twenty years later they were dead
And nothing was resolved, nor would it be.
Life, as usual, had gone ahead,
But both released but were never free.
Both remarried, lover, fell ill and died,
Buried separately, with space reserved
For who cried the most, the two outside
What used to be home, but could be preserved.
What bitterness and guilt, forgiveness, anger,
Guilt, shame, anger, helplessness and pain
Splashing against the walls of the cage of each,
A storm that never let up in the morning.
What beautiful and sad, the love of youth
That although it could not last, tough but the truth.
THE PAST IS LIKE A SCULPTURE
The past is like sculpture:
Cold, unforgiving stone
In all the heat way of life
But now is better left alone.
If you want to see,
Am sure you will see
Someone similar,
But it is not the same as me.
The difference is in love
What sex changes to light
Ecstasy ego
A mutual enjoyment;
Self-consumption pleasure
This can destroy the self,
For the tenderness self-improvement,
And joy to give joy.
I'm not who I was,
But I am completely yours
In all my passion and desire,
In all that restores faith
So I do not turn back
Jealous of the past,
And we, in our embrace it dance
For music that will last.
I miss your laughter, fun, and gentleness
I miss your laughter, fun and tenderness.
I miss the things you used to do for you.
I miss the time, now full vacuum
When every day was a time for something new.
I miss your love, though mine for you,
A landlocked passion,
A drop of water in a desert, which contains
What remains of my maternal ecstasy.
I miss your presence, like a silent chord
That anchored even solitude in grace.
I miss, labor of my love, the reward
Of seeing some small pleasure in your face.
All this I miss you, and yet all are here
Inside my heart, far more than I can bear.
CAROL Yamaoka
Carol Yamaoka
She loves karaoke,
Swinging music of the spheres.
She is a beautiful mother,
You would like any other;
That is, if you want to keep your ears.
PROVERBS MARRIAGE
1. Romantic love is lightning. Marital love is an electrical current.
2. Marriage is a mirror which is a reflection oneself.
3. The source of happiness in marriage and love-making, is union with another. So while there may be pleasure in sex bought, there is little joy.
4. Just as in marriage: when love is mutual joy bubbles over a lifetime, if not, nothing is touched by sadness.
5. In a good marriage is a constant in love, regardless of their anger, pain, or yearning to be free. The trick is to know about it.
6. Over time, may suffer the continuance of a spouse as much as a dependent.
7. That's why married couples argue over trivialities. As which is annoying at the moment is unbearable for a lifetime.
8. Hatred in a divorce is directly proportional to the love in marriage, since only a strong hatred can break a strong love and set free the injured.
9. Marriage is a bulwark against time. Because time is the measure of change, and two did not vote in marriage change.
10. In the end, of course, as the sea to a castle of sand, sweep over time the marriage, either through death or betrayal. The little rest offers marriage is, however, the needs of an Eden of happiness. Or is it likely to get.
SOMETIMES THERE IS sullen SEA RAGE
There are sometimes the sea is angry sullen
And all the wind can take the despair.
In the morning just lights up the dark air,
And life is what you can calm comfort.
There is pain too pure for any scholar,
When breathing is precisely what is not fair,
And hope seems hopelessly beyond repair,
Is unlikely to recover much with age.
Ah, then, sweet child, know that you are loved
Just for the glory of your being,
No matter what think or say or do!
This is a gift that can not be removed,
A passion for passion to see beyond
Waiting in the dark only you.
About the Author
I am a poet and webmaster of the popular poetry site, Poems for Free, at http://www.poemsforfree.com.
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