Question: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
Answer: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Question: Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
Answer: Yes, your bladder.
Question: When is the best time to get an epidural?
Answer: Right after you find out your pregnant.
Question: Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
Answer: Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.
Question: Where is the best place to store breast milk?
Answer: In your breasts.
Question: Is there a safe alternative …

New Orleans is one of the most fascinating and soleful cities in the United States. Walking down the streets of New Orleans fills your senses with such ecstasy achieved from the sites around you of lush green pastures, old heritage buildings, beautiful magnolia blossoms and the mighty Mississippi. Everything in this ‘Birthplace of jazz’ amazes you whether it’s the delicious Creole food, the relaxing live music on the streets or the elegant French Quarters but what amazes you the most are the carefree and easy going residents of New Orleans …

Almost every summer drab winter beiges and pastels make way for brighter summery hues that lighten your mood and adds that spring to your step. This summer the color trend continues with a bolder, brighter and more stiking colors which can best be defined as High-definition Colors!
So how do you incorporate this trend without looking like a techni-colored rainbow?
Ease into the color trend by wearing just one bright piece as an accent feature. A solid colored top with a neutral pencil skirt, flare skirt or peg-leg trouser. Try red, cobalt …

Whether it’s the experience and grandeur of the underwater world or the up-close and personal view of the  fascinating marine life it holds, you know after that first plunge into clear blue waters that you’re hooked and will go scuba diving again. If that’s the case, you’ve probably already completed or decided on your Open Water certification and your next dive vacation.
As a beginner you may not have given much thought of owning your own dive gear as it’s possible to rent what you need to Scuba dive, but you …