Things ALL Men Think…but don’t say out Loud to Women
1
Men are NOT mind readers.
2
Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3
Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4
Crying is blackmail.
5
Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..
7
Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9
If you think you’re fat, you probably are… Don’t ask us.
10
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11
You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. .
13
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
15
If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
16
If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
17
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
18
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
19
Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf .
20
You have enough clothes.
21
You have too many shoes.
22
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight Honey.
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
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Most of these are 100% absolutely right! Women can truly drive a man insane (in a bad way) sometimes! AND THEY REALLY DO EXPECT US TO READ THEIR MINDS!!!!!! “Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.” hahaha right on the money. MEN ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS. If there is a problem we will try to solve it as much as possible. Another thing I want to mention…and not sure how this will fit with the list above…is why a man can’t win an argument with a woman: Men argue using LOGIC and FACTS, Women argue using EMOTION and BRINGING UP OLD MISTAKES YOU MADE 6 MONTHS AGO! Women do not seem to understand logic (ok, well obviously some do…since there ARE SOME women scientists, programmers and engineers out there, but really…most do not).
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What sort of weird stereotype of a girlfriend does this guy have?
PS. I put the toilet seet down with my foot.
So basically this guy wants his woman to be a man then???
I never leave feedback this is that accurate and sooooo true. Kudos and cheers
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